Rocket Scientists vs. Web Designers
So I was talking to BK the other day and being the jerk that I am (it was also lunch and I was also hungry), I brought up my assertions of how just unimportant Web Designers are in the scheme of things.
"When the aliens come to invade us, the last people they'd want to kidnap are the web designers", said I.
He doesn't seem very impressed by my logic. And normally I'd be OK with that, since usually I'm more recognized by my rants than my acute rational, argumentative abilities. But this time, I took it personally. After all, this is my profession that we're talking about here - and I of all people should know how useless I really am compared to the non-retards in the world.
So what better way to argue for my case than to demonstrate an empirical comparative study, done in my own blog, self-supervised and guaranteed to be 100% correct by me alone. (I also received verbal support and approval by the UER group)
In this study, I shall bring forth a comparison of extremes - the Rocket Scientists versus the Web Designer, which is a pretty fair juxtaposition, I would say.
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ROCKET SCIENTISTS vs. WEB DESIGNERS
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"When the aliens come to invade us, the last people they'd want to kidnap are the web designers", said I.
He doesn't seem very impressed by my logic. And normally I'd be OK with that, since usually I'm more recognized by my rants than my acute rational, argumentative abilities. But this time, I took it personally. After all, this is my profession that we're talking about here - and I of all people should know how useless I really am compared to the non-retards in the world.
So what better way to argue for my case than to demonstrate an empirical comparative study, done in my own blog, self-supervised and guaranteed to be 100% correct by me alone. (I also received verbal support and approval by the UER group)
In this study, I shall bring forth a comparison of extremes - the Rocket Scientists versus the Web Designer, which is a pretty fair juxtaposition, I would say.
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ROCKET SCIENTISTS vs. WEB DESIGNERS
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Category #1: Strength
- We all know from watching giant robot anime that rocket scientists often used gigantic steel wrenches with bare hands to assemble their stock of terrifying, yet kick-ass missiles. On the other side, web designers here are frequently asked to perform the ardous task of lifting a finger or two during important meetings.
WINNER: Rocket Scientist
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- We all know from watching giant robot anime that rocket scientists often used gigantic steel wrenches with bare hands to assemble their stock of terrifying, yet kick-ass missiles. On the other side, web designers here are frequently asked to perform the ardous task of lifting a finger or two during important meetings.
WINNER: Rocket Scientist
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Category #2: Agility
- I quote from the annals of The Burly Rocketeer: "...and with great swiftness and agility did Butch unfastened his tangled leather toolbelt to dive into Rosie's womanho..." (can't make out the rest amidst the stains)
Next I quote from the Preface to the UED Guide 2004 : "...when you see a Producer come in with a stack of project lists, don't even bother jumping over the table to escape. Because c'mon, you know you'll never make it."
- I quote from the annals of The Burly Rocketeer: "...and with great swiftness and agility did Butch unfastened his tangled leather toolbelt to dive into Rosie's womanho..." (can't make out the rest amidst the stains)
Next I quote from the Preface to the UED Guide 2004 : "...when you see a Producer come in with a stack of project lists, don't even bother jumping over the table to escape. Because c'mon, you know you'll never make it."
WINNER: Rocket Scientists
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Category #3: Wisdom
- The rocket scientist chose a career that is filled with power and money - always being sought after by the richest nations to build missiles. The web designer chose a career that is filled with servitude and contractorship - always being sought after by grandmothers in Iowa to make logos for their eBay sites.
- The rocket scientist chose a career that is filled with power and money - always being sought after by the richest nations to build missiles. The web designer chose a career that is filled with servitude and contractorship - always being sought after by grandmothers in Iowa to make logos for their eBay sites.
WINNER: Rocket Scientists
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Category #4: Hot Chick Magnetism
- Rocket scientists' best pick up line: "Girl, I'd like to show you my missiles, but they're all too big to fit in here." Web designers' best pick up line: "Hey baby, I sure wanna Render my Texture all over your Pallete...(btw, you're Web Safe, right?)"
WINNER: Rocket Scientists (deduct -1000 points from Web Designers >:( )
- Rocket scientists' best pick up line: "Girl, I'd like to show you my missiles, but they're all too big to fit in here." Web designers' best pick up line: "Hey baby, I sure wanna Render my Texture all over your Pallete...(btw, you're Web Safe, right?)"
WINNER: Rocket Scientists (deduct -1000 points from Web Designers >:( )
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Category #5: Expertise in Photoshop Filters
- Rocket Scientists have no time to fiddle with puny artsy-fartsy software tools when they're designing possible weapons of mass destruction.
WINNER: Web Designer
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- Rocket Scientists have no time to fiddle with puny artsy-fartsy software tools when they're designing possible weapons of mass destruction.
WINNER: Web Designer
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FINAL SCORE: Rockets Scientists (4) vs. Web Designers (-999)
OVERALL WINNER: ROCKET SCIENTISTS!!!
OVERALL WINNER: ROCKET SCIENTISTS!!!
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(I've never felt so puny but so right at the same time)
posted by brokencog at 11:41 AM
11 Comments:
um, I'm a web designer *sniff* and I totally disagree. We are better than rocket scientists.
I am a rocket scientist. I have no idea who these web designers are, or if they are worth firing my terrifying, yet kick-ass missiles at them.
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